There are 10 reasons to buy a new wetsuit;
10. Who doesn’t enjoy spending
money on sports we aren’t good at?
9. The smell of new rubber is
intoxicating.
8. We look hot in skin tight
suits.
7. The one or two times I wear the suit in a pool makes me feel like a real swimmer.
6. We won’t go faster in the
water, but will look good going slow.
5. No longer have to wear a suit
with gashes that made them look like a crazy person owned them.
4. We will intimidate schmucks
who wear suits that look like our old ones.
3. Wetsuits are great to wear
under regular clothes to keep our muffin tops tucked in and tight.
2. Wetsuits are better than
cotton long johns in the winter in keeping your body warm. I’m wearing mine
during snowshoe races!
1. My wife said I could.
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